{"product_id":"boomerang","title":"Boomerang","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBoomerang\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is the slow, meandering party game for the boomer generation that once chased revolution in Berkeley and now just chases their reading glasses from \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWalmart. There’s no strategy, no urgency — just the same tired cards passed in a lazy circle until they inevitably return, like nostalgia or a bad decision, and yet still somehow manage to be a surprise when they arrive. Between turns, there’s ample time for bathroom breaks, long naps in a chair, and forgetting whose turn it is. If the game gets too exciting, don't forget to take those potassium heart pills—included in every box! \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBoomerang\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e isn’t really a game—it’s a padded waiting room with simple rules. The only real objective? Outlive your opponents.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSo crank up your pacemaker! Suitable for ages 65 and up, where not prohibited by law. Designed in the North Hollywood Nursing Facility by Humphry Davy. Handmade art by Potash Kalium.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Seventeen Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51079933198623,"sku":"BOOMER","price":9999.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0908\/1120\/3871\/files\/Boomerang_f449cc9d-1f1e-4a42-bb65-75cc382d8711.png?v=1753739518","url":"https:\/\/shop.seventeengames.com\/products\/boomerang","provider":"Seventeen Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}